Sunday, September 29, 2002
God Hates Cartoons, a New DVD By Cartoonists, For Cartoonists. Featuring Tony Millionaire and Jim Woodring.
Friday, September 27, 2002
Tuesday, September 24, 2002
Sunday, September 22, 2002
Saturday, September 21, 2002
When I grow up, I want to be a pediatrist.
I will dress like a victorian doctor and have a big wax
moustace. The mom brings in her little boy and begins to
explain her problem, raise my finger and stop her in the
middle of the explanation and say
"Hmm...perhaps too much soda pop is to blame? Eh?"
then, with a knowing smile, muss up the boys hair
and give him a lolly pop and escort them out of my office.
I will dress like a victorian doctor and have a big wax
moustace. The mom brings in her little boy and begins to
explain her problem, raise my finger and stop her in the
middle of the explanation and say
"Hmm...perhaps too much soda pop is to blame? Eh?"
then, with a knowing smile, muss up the boys hair
and give him a lolly pop and escort them out of my office.
It is a cold WINTER DAY. A man with a short haircut and a long TRENCHCOAT named ANDERSON and a man in a blue hat are standing in what appears to be a STONE COURTYARD. They are staring at something off-screen intently.
Anderson: What is this?
Man With Blue Hat: What do we think it is?
ANDERSON and THE MAN IN THE BLUE HAT. Turn to LOOK at each other. There is a PAUSE. Then they resume staring at the unseen object.
Anderson: You’re right, I didn’t even think what it is.
Man With Blue Hat: Yes, perhaps.
Anderson: Your profound insight consoles and confuses me.
Man With Blue Hat: Is that what I have been doing to you?
ANDERSON is in quiet reflection. There is a PAUSE while he stares at the object.
Anderson: Yes.
Man With Blue Hat: I’m sorry, then. There has been a terrible misunderstanding, and I must go.
Anderson: Yes, I know.
FADE OUT
Anderson: What is this?
Man With Blue Hat: What do we think it is?
ANDERSON and THE MAN IN THE BLUE HAT. Turn to LOOK at each other. There is a PAUSE. Then they resume staring at the unseen object.
Anderson: You’re right, I didn’t even think what it is.
Man With Blue Hat: Yes, perhaps.
Anderson: Your profound insight consoles and confuses me.
Man With Blue Hat: Is that what I have been doing to you?
ANDERSON is in quiet reflection. There is a PAUSE while he stares at the object.
Anderson: Yes.
Man With Blue Hat: I’m sorry, then. There has been a terrible misunderstanding, and I must go.
Anderson: Yes, I know.
FADE OUT
Today I got a fish at bedford day. I love it, because it's a goldfish but it's just grey. Everybody said it was ugly. I traded my gold one for this one.
Friday, September 20, 2002
Wednesday, September 18, 2002
NOT EVERY POST HAS TO BE A LINK. THIS IS PROOF OF THAT. THIS IS AN ANECDOTE.
THIS IS AN ANECDOTE FOR MOMMIES AND DADDIES WHO LOVE EACH OTHER VERY MUCH.
AN ANECDOTE FOR YOUR TIRED, YOUR POOR, YOUR HUDDLED MASSES.
AN ANECDOTE FOR THOSE HAVING A HEART ATTACK ON THE KITCHEN FLOOR.
THIS ISN'T MUCH OF AN ANECDOTE AT ALL. AND IN THE END, YOU WILL KNOW ME
BY THE DESTRUCTION IN MY WAKE.
THIS IS AN ANECDOTE FOR MOMMIES AND DADDIES WHO LOVE EACH OTHER VERY MUCH.
AN ANECDOTE FOR YOUR TIRED, YOUR POOR, YOUR HUDDLED MASSES.
AN ANECDOTE FOR THOSE HAVING A HEART ATTACK ON THE KITCHEN FLOOR.
THIS ISN'T MUCH OF AN ANECDOTE AT ALL. AND IN THE END, YOU WILL KNOW ME
BY THE DESTRUCTION IN MY WAKE.
Monday, September 16, 2002
Joseph Cornell WebMuseum exhibit
bric-a-brac's creme de la creme
bric-a-brac's creme de la creme
Sunday, September 15, 2002
Saturday, September 14, 2002
worldprocessor
marbles with meaning
marbles with meaning
Friday, September 13, 2002
Wednesday, September 11, 2002
Tuesday, September 10, 2002
Monday, September 09, 2002
CanonicalTomes
unimpeachable authority at the touch of a button!
(thanks again to rebecca and her pocket)
unimpeachable authority at the touch of a button!
(thanks again to rebecca and her pocket)
D.I.Y WEEPING MADONNA
a weekend project from the Presurfer
a weekend project from the Presurfer
Hey, look! It's already begun!
But, then...it never really stopped.
But, then...it never really stopped.
Also from the British front: a major new Carlyle Group contract
see how it's all coming together?
see how it's all coming together?
The real goal is the seizure of Saudi oil
this from a former high-ranking source
this from a former high-ranking source
Things Other People Accomplished When They Were Your Age
I haven't even gotten round to entering my age
I haven't even gotten round to entering my age
Handy Random Revelation Page!
courtesy of deoxy.org
courtesy of deoxy.org
Righteousbabe ani d.'s immediately post-9/11 poem
Arrrrr! Talk like a pirate day: Sept. 19!
P.S. to one-eyed parrot Alex:
Avast ye, blubber! Get ye to walkin th'blogplank!
P.S. to one-eyed parrot Alex:
Avast ye, blubber! Get ye to walkin th'blogplank!
burning man 2002
Extreme artistic survivalist campers GONE WILD!!
Extreme artistic survivalist campers GONE WILD!!
ickle.org
tinynesses
tinynesses
AfterLife.org
Have you prepared for YOUR mortal 404?
Have you prepared for YOUR mortal 404?
Sunday, September 08, 2002
caterina.net has a nice selection
of scanned sketchbooks (first attempt at permalinking)
of scanned sketchbooks (first attempt at permalinking)
okay...okay...here's CrashBonsai
Waking Up In Time
online text: coping with cataclysm
online text: coping with cataclysm
Holdthebutton
Hey...I'm up to four hours seventeen min--D'OH!!
Hey...I'm up to four hours seventeen min--D'OH!!
Double Maze
at Shufflebrain (Shockwave memory-hog)
at Shufflebrain (Shockwave memory-hog)
Overview of Changes to Legal Rights
...so far [the short list]
...so far [the short list]
Naughty surrealist postcards!
Greetings from crankcase...wish you were shoelace!
Greetings from crankcase...wish you were shoelace!
Look!
It's Flat Stanley...again!
It's Flat Stanley...again!
Saturday, September 07, 2002
eConfessional
Absolution without the Abuse
Absolution without the Abuse
they remember.
mmmmm.... marina
mmmmm.... marina
Science of Cooking
mmmm...moleculicious!
mmmm...moleculicious!
A .NET Primer For Mac Users
Here's an interesting perspective on the whole .NET thing
Here's an interesting perspective on the whole .NET thing
Bold Type: Excerpt by Carolyn See
Keep it to Yourself
Keep it to Yourself
GoodWorld
hmm...via riley dog
hmm...via riley dog
12
LA's guerrila drive-in is underway
LA's guerrila drive-in is underway
The Spiders
the summer's *other * arachno-blockbuster!
the summer's *other * arachno-blockbuster!
Puppetindia.com
from deep fun and/or alamut
from deep fun and/or alamut
Psycho Studio
shrieeeeeeeek!
shrieeeeeeeek!
Blog Left: Critical Interventions Warblog
via wood s. lot
via wood s. lot
Friday, September 06, 2002
Tuesday, September 03, 2002
from Xyphoid
The Constitution conveniently translated into l33t-speak
The Constitution conveniently translated into l33t-speak
abc
abecaedarian diversion time!
abecaedarian diversion time!