God Hates Cartoons, a New DVD By Cartoonists, For Cartoonists. Featuring Tony Millionaire and Jim Woodring.

tranquility

Villette Numerique

Why is it blank? I'm Scared.

globalfrequency.org

Main Menu: The Fallacy Files

I recently discovered the world's greatest verb.
"Chickening"

When I grow up, I want to be a pediatrist.
I will dress like a victorian doctor and have a big wax
moustace. The mom brings in her little boy and begins to
explain her problem, raise my finger and stop her in the
middle of the explanation and say
"Hmm...perhaps too much soda pop is to blame? Eh?"
then, with a knowing smile, muss up the boys hair
and give him a lolly pop and escort them out of my office.

It is a cold WINTER DAY. A man with a short haircut and a long TRENCHCOAT named ANDERSON and a man in a blue hat are standing in what appears to be a STONE COURTYARD. They are staring at something off-screen intently.

Anderson: What is this?
Man With Blue Hat: What do we think it is?

ANDERSON and THE MAN IN THE BLUE HAT. Turn to LOOK at each other. There is a PAUSE. Then they resume staring at the unseen object.

Anderson: You’re right, I didn’t even think what it is.
Man With Blue Hat: Yes, perhaps.
Anderson: Your profound insight consoles and confuses me.
Man With Blue Hat: Is that what I have been doing to you?

ANDERSON is in quiet reflection. There is a PAUSE while he stares at the object.

Anderson: Yes.

Man With Blue Hat: I’m sorry, then. There has been a terrible misunderstanding, and I must go.

Anderson: Yes, I know.

FADE OUT

Today I got a fish at bedford day. I love it, because it's a goldfish but it's just grey. Everybody said it was ugly. I traded my gold one for this one.

Membership of Yale's Skull and Bones Society

Gnod - The global network of dreams

NOT EVERY POST HAS TO BE A LINK. THIS IS PROOF OF THAT. THIS IS AN ANECDOTE.
THIS IS AN ANECDOTE FOR MOMMIES AND DADDIES WHO LOVE EACH OTHER VERY MUCH.
AN ANECDOTE FOR YOUR TIRED, YOUR POOR, YOUR HUDDLED MASSES.
AN ANECDOTE FOR THOSE HAVING A HEART ATTACK ON THE KITCHEN FLOOR.
THIS ISN'T MUCH OF AN ANECDOTE AT ALL. AND IN THE END, YOU WILL KNOW ME
BY THE DESTRUCTION IN MY WAKE.

I AM ALLOWED TO POST AND NONE SHALL OPPOSE ME.

Joseph Cornell WebMuseum exhibit
bric-a-brac's creme de la creme

Remember John O'Neill!

The Homeless Guy
blogging straight from the streets


(by way of the library)

Shamanism FAQ

uh...will this be on the test?

worldprocessor
marbles with meaning

Cthuugle Ph'nglui Search Fhtagn!

Reframing P-Space

covert ontologies?!

Guardian | The dead and the guilty

Metafilter | Comments on 19918

404smoke - ringcycle
best...404...ever
I have to cut down visiting this site

burning zozobra

The Space Age Pop Music Page

RELOVE

CanonicalTomes
unimpeachable authority at the touch of a button!
(thanks again to rebecca and her pocket)

okay, okay...it could be worse

D.I.Y WEEPING MADONNA
a weekend project from the Presurfer

psssst!
Peace festival draws 10,000
Pass it on...

Hey, look! It's already begun!
But, then...it never really stopped.

Also from the British front: a major new Carlyle Group contract
see how it's all coming together?

The real goal is the seizure of Saudi oil
this from a former high-ranking source

Fight Club buddy icons -
from Whoneedsoxygen.net
I said: " I..want...you...to...IM me"

Cinema that will kill you...No, really. It will kill you.

The Story About the Baby
mad props out to Mark and Renee and Mia
especially Mark

Things Other People Accomplished When They Were Your Age
I haven't even gotten round to entering my age

Handy Random Revelation Page!
courtesy of deoxy.org

Righteousbabe ani d.'s immediately post-9/11 poem

Arrrrr! Talk like a pirate day: Sept. 19!
P.S. to one-eyed parrot Alex:
Avast ye, blubber! Get ye to walkin th'blogplank!

What can YOU do about entropy and despair?
Mandala construction process

burning man 2002
Extreme artistic survivalist campers GONE WILD!!

All Consuming
hardcopy weblog zeitgiest tracklist
(by way of metafilter's textads)

ickle.org
tinynesses

AfterLife.org
Have you prepared for YOUR mortal 404?

caterina.net has a nice selection
of scanned sketchbooks (first attempt at permalinking)

okay...okay...here's CrashBonsai

Waking Up In Time
online text: coping with cataclysm

Holdthebutton
Hey...I'm up to four hours seventeen min--D'OH!!

Double Maze
at Shufflebrain (Shockwave memory-hog)

Overview of Changes to Legal Rights
...so far [the short list]

Spiegelman adds to the media coverage
of the media coverage
of the media coverage

Naughty surrealist postcards!
Greetings from crankcase...wish you were shoelace!

Look!
It's Flat Stanley...again!

Ninja action so incredibly sweet you'll kick your mom RIGHT IN THE FACE

eConfessional
Absolution without the Abuse

they remember.
mmmmm.... marina

Boston Athenaeum renovations

ICA Boston: The New ICA

Science of Cooking
mmmm...moleculicious!

A .NET Primer For Mac Users
Here's an interesting perspective on the whole .NET thing

The Devil's Dictionary
from the Internet Wiretap
recently invoked at memepool

Bold Type: Excerpt by Carolyn See
Keep it to Yourself

GoodWorld
hmm...via riley dog

12
LA's guerrila drive-in is underway

The Spiders
the summer's *other * arachno-blockbuster!

Puppetindia.com
from deep fun and/or alamut

Psycho Studio
shrieeeeeeeek!

awwwwwwww?!

awwwwwww!

Blog Left: Critical Interventions Warblog
via wood s. lot

whiskey river

The Prior Knowledge Archive

Long Bets

Natural Meditation Initiatives Learning & Study

Oddities of 9/11 Page

from Xyphoid
The Constitution conveniently translated into l33t-speak

abc
abecaedarian diversion time!